Soooo, the heinously uppity and nauseatingly expensive Barney’s New York is currently having their Warehouse Sale. My beef with Barney’s isn’t their prices, per say. It’s that – every time I browse the store – I toy with the idea of opening a credit card and going into thousands of dollars of debt just so [...]

It should go without saying that large, bold earrings, a statement-y necklace, rings and bangles worn all at once fuck up even the most carefully planned outfits. But it can’t go without saying, because I see this shit all the time. In lieu of me attacking random victims of such over-excessorizing with lines like, “What, [...]

By BJ, I mean Boot/Jean, of course. Pervs, all of you. I want you to think long and hard (oops) about what you’d be willing to spend altogether on a pair of kickass boots and jeans. If I still had Daddy’s Amex, I would have said upwards of $400. Thankfully, I have something better than [...]

Free People is one of my most fave brands ever, probs because their wares look more like boutique or vintage finds than like mass produced consumer crap-ola. When I wandered into their recently opened 5th Avenue branch, I told the saleslady I was “just browsing,” she gave me a dirty look (ho), and I found [...]

FYI, I hate my boobs (maybe it’s the third nipple…kidding!). Being in between a B and C cup is annoying enough, but my boobs are also set so far apart that they’re closer to my armpits than to my chest. This makes both achieving cleavage and shopping for bras effing impossible.
No one wants to spend [...]

To the naked eye, the crotch and waistline of these jeans is nothing short of ridiculous. When I saw them at Forever 21 a few weeks ago, I assumed they’d look as silly in the dressing room as they did on the hanger. But post F21 visit, I couldn’t get them out of my head. [...]