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Cheap Tees, So Monies

…as long as they’re bonafide vintage, that is - Stuff White People Like says so. Stuff White People Like is the only blog I read for fun. Why? Because most blogs are either so grammatically retarded and/or uber predictable that I feel partially lobotomized post-consumption. Stuff White People Like might be more lifestyle than actual style, but I’m willing to defer to their views on fashion because those beotches crack me up.

According to SWPL, T-shirts fall into three categories: vintage, new and unacceptable.
“The ideal shirt will have a funny logo, a year attached to it, and will be as thin as rice paper. In the event that two white people have shirts that meet this criteria, the superior ranking is given to the person who paid the least for the shirt. Acquiring a shirt at a vintage clothing store is seen as less respectable than sorting through racks at the Goodwill.”

Let’s see how my vintage tee from Beacon’s stacks up. Funny logo? Three dudes fishing on a shirt that reads “Palm Beaches” is fairly amusing. Thin as rice paper? Check. Acquired at Goodwill? No, but I paid all of $6.95 for it, so close enough. Another county heard from, another affirmation of my shopping prowess