Guess who influences approximately 98% of fashion’s trends?
Gay men. And guess who gay men have in mind when they’re designing women’s clothing? Other men. Hence the re-surfacing of one of the most non-female friendly styles ever conceived: the one-shoulder top.
Even women built like prepubescent boys have boobs to contend with. I suppose strapless bras are an option if you want to rock your B-cups in this trend, but I have yet to find one that doesn’t need to be hiked up, like, every three minutes in order to thwart the dreaded double boobage.
The one-shoulder top contradicts one of the laws of fashion: True style never looks like it’s trying too hard. Do yourself a favor and don’t waste your money on a cut that’s so obviously unintended for the majority of the female population. Viva La Resistance.
I agree as a man i have stopped paying attention to women in mags and tV since i was 16 they don’t do it anymore they don’t even look like ladies they look like cross dressing gays trying to pass of as girls ! sorry gay boys if i had the power i would whip you for ruining it for us men who love women. I would get the gay boys to design for normal women and if they can’t fire them from the jobs and get them to work at womens stores for eternity !
May 15th, 2009 - 11:31 PM