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Hey high-end designers! Think you can bullshit your way through your budget line and get away with it? Think again! Every week (or whenever I feel like it), Designer Slumdown pits the wallet-friendly lines of two high-end designers against each other, and sees who slums it best.

Rogan Gregory for Target vs. H&M x Marimekko

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Sooo, the much anticipated, Barney’s-sanctioned Rogan Gregory for Target line hit the racks last week. I haven’t had the horror of viewing the line up close, but based on the leopard trashfest pictured at right, it’s not worth any of our time. This number is skankier than the worst of Forever 21, 100% silk or no. Someone over at Rogan Gregory clearly confused slumming it right with slutting it out, as the dress looks a hell of a lot cheaper than its $39.99 price tag.
The Marimekko option pictured at left puts the Rogan Gregory to shame in more than one capacity. It’s not just uber cute and classy; its length, print and cut make it (gasp) totally In. This dress runs for around ten bucks more than its competitor – even so, $50 is a fairly low price to pay for high style of this ilk.
My biggest problemo with Roland Gregory for Target is that it perpetuates the bullshit idea that if you can’t spend big, you can’t look of-the-moment. When was an animal-print, silk t-shirt dress ever a coveted item? What a crock.
And the best slummer is…Marimekko. By an effing landslide.

12 Responses to “DESIGNER SLUMDOWN: Rogan Gregory vs. Marimekko”

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  3. Danny Daily

    Amen…they’ve gone down hill alot…but Target Australia is out of this world!

    Love,

    Danny

    http://dannydaily.typepad.com

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  6. The Q

    Oh WORD x 10,000!

  7. Laura

    Granted there are a lot of horrendous leopard-print pieces, but there are a lot of cute, comfy and pretty good quality pieces in the Rogan line. I love the sweater with roll up sleeves!

  8. Always In Style

    Though I haven’t seen the Rogan collection in person I did spot a girl in the Garment District wearing that leopard dress and I thought she looked really fab — not trashy or slutty in the least. I suppose it all comes down to personal style.

    Sure, you could skank this up big time but it looked pretty, flowy, and dare I say classy with her chosen accoutrements.

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  12. AJ

    I bought the rogan silk leopard dress. And then I took it back.

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