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Heel Schpiel

If I Was A Shoe Gal…

If shoes are to you what handbags are to me, I highly recommend getting your tush to Loehmanns, ASAP. Because in the shoe section - amidst the Steve Maddens, Michael Kors, Calvin Kleins and other usual suspects - are some kickass designer heels. Like these Celines.

Both pairs retail for $500 and were on sale for $299.99. They’re expertly crafted, sky-high, and - as much as I hate to admit it - actually look as expensive as they are. I personally wouldn’t blow $300 on a pair of shoes (not to imply that I’m against my mother occasionally surprising me with new Manolos ;). But these were beautiful to the point that I just wanted to try them on for kicks. They didn’t have my size, which is probably a good thing.

In this world, there are Shoe Gals and there are Bag Gals. While I consider myself the latter, these Celines gave me a newfound understanding of you beotches crazy enough to blow your dough on heels you’ll wear twice a month, max. If I’d had money to burn, I might have done the same exact thing.