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No Pain, No Gain (Century 21)

I’ll say it. I spent two hours in Century 21 and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. Siiiike, it’s a C&C California Striped Classic Tank which usually retails for $48, which is disgusting. Mine was $15.97. Word.

It’s okay that I only ended up with one item after two exhausting hours of trekking and scouring. Because this heinous psychotic bitch of a store and I had it out, and ultimately reached an understanding.

Me: What the eff Century? This line is twenty chattering European tourists deep. How am I supposed to try on these black AG jeans?!
Century 21: Cheap JAP, if you think you’re going to breeze in here and snag your favorite denim brand without putting some time and energy into it, you are out of your materialistic mind. I’m selling $200 jeans for FIFTY BUCKS. What are you bringing to the table?
Me: Um, I’m blogging about it?
Century 21: Blogging. Pfft.
Me: Okay, I get it. But you need to do something about the insanity level in here. Its counterintuitive to the entire shopping experience. Shopping should be fun, goddammit!
Century 21: Agreed, but I can’t help it if I’m popular. I’m sure you can relate.
Me: True. Okay fine. How bout I spend today getting to know you a little bit? That way you’ll feel less used when I come back and buy your goodies?
Century 21: I’d like that. Here’s a tip for next time: I’m at my best in the mornings.
Me: Gotcha. Thank you Century 21!
Century 21: You’re welcome, Cheap JAP.