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Why I Hate The GAP

For some reason, I associate The GAP with the coming of Fall. Perhaps this is because I shopped there for first-day-of-school outfits when I was fifteen and didn’t know how to dress. When I stopped in the other day and wasn’t just disappointed; I was appalled. If the chain’s tiresome neutrals, conservative shapes and ho-hum basics were as cheap as they are fugly, I’d be more forgiving. Here’s what a complete lack of imagination is worth, according to GAP: This dress - this heinous, ill-fitting, brown bag of a dress - costs $58.00. Stay tuned for more overpriced/underachieving fashion, courtesy of the schoolteacher’s brand of choice.