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Do It or Screw It? (Fall Fabrics)

Last Fall, nary a peep was made about lace, velvet or florals. Suddenly, they’re all the rage. What happened to bright solids and houndstooth? You bought those styles last year, and - now that they’re Out - your broke ass has to pony up for new stuff AGAIN. Drag!

Trends exist for one reason, and one reason only. Say it with me now dolls. So we SPEND. MORE. MONEY. If the same shit was In year after year, would we feel quite as compelled to buy new things? Helllls no. Designers and mag editors don’t care about how well you dress; they care about how much you buy. If you genuinely like something trendy, sweet. Just don’t convince yourself that you and your wardrobe can’t survive without it…(insert theme from Twilight Zone here)…because that’s what they want you to think. Damn the Man, Save the Empire, et. al. But I digress.

DO IT: Winter Florals

Hmm, let’s see, why do I support Winter Florals? Because - unless you’re so cutting edge that you spent the summer in black a la Goth Trend - you already own this trend. No need to put the sundresses in storage this year - just add tights and boots, and voila! Painted Floral Chiffon Dress, Forever 21. Print Frill Sleeve Dress, TopShop.

SCREW IT: Velvet
I haven’t worn velvet since 1998. It only works in winter, it’s not daytime-appropriate (unless you like looking overdressed). It’s also one of the few fabrics that tends to look its price; if it’s bought cheap, it ain’t lookin loaded. Suede and wool are more versatile, practical warm-weather fabrics for those of us seeking budget chic. Next.

MAYBE DO IT, MAYBE SCREW IT: Lace
For me, the jury’s still out on lace. It’s either totally fabulous or seriously trashy, depending on how you wear it. Let’s use tights as an example. Lace tights paired with a pencil skirt and pumps is ladylike, chic, and a teensy bit naughty. Lace tights worn with stiletto boots and a mini skirt is a whole ‘nother kinda working girl - you might as well be wearing fishnets. Get it, got it, good. Should you decide to experiment, don’t do something stupid like spend $110 on these Kova & T Lace Leggings. Check out Urban Outfitters instead; they’ve got ‘em for ten bucks.