More BS from The Little Grey Book
Today, let’s see what the gospel according to La Nina has to say about jewelry, specifically which pieces we MUST own. Please Nina, save us from our unadorned selves!
Nina Says: Statement Necklace, Pearl Necklace, Bangles, Cuff, Cocktail Ring, Signet Ring, Turquoise and Coral Jewelry, Brooch, Hoop Earrings, Charm Bracelet, Watch AND Diamond Studs.
Cheap JAP Says: For serious, nothing mucks up an outfit like too much jewelry, and Nina’s asinine assertion that every stylish woman must own all of the above is merely the unfortunate result of her needing to fill space in her “book.” I haven’t worn a charm bracelet since I was twelve, and what the eff is a signet ring?! Apparently, “the classic version has your family crest.” What, did family crests repeal the No-Jews-Allowed policy?
Per The Grey Book’s non-WASPy jewelry musts, I’m with her on one out of twelve: Diamond Studs. With the hint of a sparkle, these little puppies alone have the power to make your cheap ass look loaded all. the. time. The other crap is only a MUST insofar as it’s a must for YOU, girlfriend. An oversized men’s watch from a thrift store rocks just as hard as a Cartier if you wear it with pizazz. Hoop earrings are a fun, slightly naughty touch to most outfits (and if you’re from Jersey like me, you already own at least four pairs).
Bottom line? Don’t ever stress about jewelry; the best stuff usually finds you in the form of familial generosity. Like when you graduate from college and your grandmother opens up her jewelry box and says, “Pick one.”
Tagged: Conde Nasty • Fashion • Fashion Myths
Kvelling and Kvetching
CheapJap, thou hast injured me. Whilst I agree that one should not stress over their jewelry selection, I still think it’s terribly important and warrants some serious thought–it can definitely make/break an ensemble! I am, tho, a self-confessed jewelrywhore, so my opinion might be a bit skewed.
@ 1:34 pm on September 26th, 2008PS - I wrote a post on this “essential jewelry item” subject, too - I think it’s fascinating!
Are you kidding? She claims all that crap is essential?
I’d be with you on the diamond studs except I don’t have pierced ears… so for me the essential piece translates to Tahitian black pearl necklace. None of that freshwater mikimoto crap. Everything else on her list can be snagged at F21 and donated/replaced seasonally as needed.
Your grandma sounds awesome, btw!
@ 6:09 pm on September 26th, 2008Hmm if you want to splurge, then yeah diamond studs and pearls I think are worthy, though god knows I hardly think I’m old enough to wear demure pearls! Otherwise a statement necklace and a cuff are my essentials. Costume jewellry can be just as hot as real, and cheaper too.
@ 11:18 pm on September 27th, 2008OK, I’m a renowned jewelry whore, so I’ll admit to agreeing with some of La Nina’s picks. HOWEVER, you can bet that most of mine are fakes. Moissanite studs, glass pearls, and lots of vintage sterling. But seriously: A signet ring? Are we living inside a copy of The Great Gatsby?
@ 10:29 am on September 29th, 2008Leave a Reply