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Sock Man Tights

Pop Quiz: At 10 p.m. on a Friday evening in a sleepless city, you find yourself with nothing to do and nowhere to go. You… (a) Mass-text your buds to orchestrate an evening of bar-hopping and boozing. (b) Tweet inane things and catch up on DVR. (c) Hightail . . . → GO ON… Sock Man Tights
RESALE

An Authentic AND Cheap Trovata Dress

So. Trovata took Forever 21 to court a few months ago for ripping off its overpriced designs. I’m sure we’re all eagerly awaiting the pending verdict of this crucial case (yawn). I’m as much a fan of designer copies as I am of getting the real thing . . . → GO ON… An Authentic AND Cheap Trovata Dress
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Ruffle Tank Turned Dress

I found this Sheer Striped Ruffle Tier Top earlier this summer at Forever 21. I tried it on in a Medium; it fit, but its length was more tunic than dress. I’m not about to don a top that requires leggings when it’s 85 degrees and humid . . . → GO ON… Ruffle Tank Turned Dress
DIY

How To Rip Off Ripped Leggings

Think about it: If the same thing were In season after season, what excuse would we have to buy new crap? Nada, hence the expiration dates inherent in trends. Leggings are an anomaly, as they hit the scene back in 2006, and haven’t left since, so . . . → GO ON… How To Rip Off Ripped Leggings
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American Apparel Makes Annoyingly Awesome Tank Top

I’ve been known to rag on American Apparel for their price points, so the following may or may not make me a serious hypocrite. Whatevs. Last week, I hit the store with the intent of purchasing a replacement Ruched Front Tube Bra, as my current one’s . . . → GO ON… American Apparel Makes Annoyingly Awesome Tank Top
THRIFT

Velvet, Theory Tops at Goodwill

One of the few downsides of many a New York Goodwills is the thrift’s occasional laziness in tagging its secondhand wares. This sometimes results in register shock – how the EFF can Goodwill charge $30 for beat-up nineties-era Sevens if Buff Ex and Beacons sell the . . . → GO ON… Velvet, Theory Tops at Goodwill
OY VEY!

I Don’t Heart Ronson

Let’s talk about the power of buzz, specifically its ability to amp up subpar designer collabs as all kinds of awesome. Charlotte Ronson might very well be a cool chick, but a designer’s ability to surround herself with stylish celebutards doesn’t necessarily mean she knows jack . . . → GO ON… I Don’t Heart Ronson
THRIFT

Sunner Dress for Less

Sunner dresses usually retail for a cool $300. This sample Sunner number hadn’t yet been marked up 9000%; its wholesale price was $99. What did I pay? A whopping thirty buckaroos. Thank you Housing Works Tribeca. The stunner was a bit long for my shorty frame, but between the . . . → GO ON… Sunner Dress for Less
DIY

Distressed Denim Pics

Apparently, my word isn’t enough to convince some that an old pair of jeans + the serrated blade of a wine key = destroyed denim identical to that of the $200 ilk. To ye of little faith who’ve demanded close-ups as proof: This one’s for you. Just . . . → GO ON… Distressed Denim Pics
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Forever 21 Inspired By American Apparel

I was browsing Forever 21 yesterday when I experienced a glitch in the matrix and/or case of deja vu. Why do these Groovy Tulip Leggings ($11.80) look shockingly familiar? Oh, that’s why. Of all things to copy from American Apparel, Forever 21 jacks the Afrika High Waist Legging . . . → GO ON… Forever 21 Inspired By American Apparel