Unsatisfied in the bedroom as of late? Fret not, chickadees. You don’t need a man or a vibrator to get yourself off. All you need is a credit card, a slightly distorted sense of reality, and some really fucking expensive slutty outfits.
In an oversexed culture, Valentine’s Day isn’t merely a celebration of love; it’s a holiday on which we’re supposed to get laid. Pre-copulation trinkets are traded among couples; anticipatory drinks are purchased among singles. Forget about the notion of sexy as a make-up free woman wearing a man’s button down shirt. On the eve of […]
I said BRRR, it’s COLD in here (I said there must be some Clovers in the at-mo-sphere!…sorry). Even fashion’s pre-spring psychobabble can’t change the fact that it’s effing freezing in NYC. A few weeks ago, I realized the heinous extent to which I was unprepared for this winter. Oh sure, I have sweaters, heavy coats, […]
Winter is a happy time of year for those obsessed with eighties cold weather accessories a la moi. I’m talking, of course, about leg warmers.If you’re down with the leg warmer thang and need a versatile, budget-friendly recommendation, Foot Traffic Super Long Leg Warmers, at $12.00 a pair, are obvs your best bet. But if […]