Oversized Bow Thong Takes Purposeless Lingerie to New Heights
Every time I hit Shopbop for
What. The. FUCK.
The fact this garment costs $175 is par for the Kiki course and heretofore, the least of my concerns. No. What concerns me most is the Why factor, as in why, WHY does it EXIST?
Color, season and general over-the-toppedness suggest it’s post-wedding bridal garb, you know, in case you feel like putting on a tail after tying the knot.
It’s a piss poor explanation at best, but so is the idiocy you see before you, so whatevs.