American Apparel’s oversexed ads have made the Side Boob the next big thing in ta-tas. Side Boob celebrity enthusiasts include but are not limited to: Lilo and Miley Cyrus.
If I had to pinpoint the precursor to the Side Boob trend, I’d probs go with something obvious, like eighties cleavage.
Apparently, my knowledge of boob trends isn’t entirely up to snuff.
Do the Side Boob, and you sacrifice support. Do the NIPPLE BRA, and you get to be slutty AND perky! The mini-erasers built into the lingerie allow you to look aroused and/or cold ALL THE TIME!
This ad’s from the seventies, which means it’s almost time for the Nipple Bra to make a comeback. Witness the Side Boob’s past and future. Oy. Effing. Vey.
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Oh no, nipple bra is already back. I went to victories secret the other day and lo and behold, the miraculous bra has nipples now. So you can get that fake boob look for only $50! Hell. To. The. No.
A couple of problems with nipple bras – both having to do with correct alignment. If you get your own nippies lined up and THEN it gets cold, you end up with hyper nipples. If they’re not lined up, you’ll get quad-nips.
While the former is definitely preferable, either one could be damn awkward. What happened to the days of wearing bandaids over the buggers to keep them hidden?