BFF: What are you doing?Me: Trying to figure out if my Members Only leggings give me camel toe.
BFF: Just wear them with a long top.
Me: I AM, but it’s see-through.
BFF: So wear them with a DIFFERENT long top.
Me: But I have to snap an outfit with THIS top, and I don’t feel like changing. Meh.
BFF: Fuck it, man. Toe happens.
Me: So true.
BFF: Okay, so anyway, about this douchebag…
Me: Yeah, I almost Fbooked him so I could deliver a verbal bitchslap of the nastiest caliber on your behalf.
BFF: That’s very kind, but could you please not?
Me: Fine, but this is the first time I’ve had violent feelings toward a guy I don’t even know for being a jackhole to my friend.
BFF: What are you going to do, beat him up?
Me: Can I pleeeeease?
BFF: NO! But I appreciate the sentiment.
Me: Fine. Karma will get him in the end.
BFF: No shit. Anyway, I was calling because your post on the Golden Globes was a stellar pick-me-up on an otherwise shitty day.
Me: You read it? Yaay!
BFF: ‘I speak Diva.’ Amazing.
Me: You are the ONLY ONE who got that joke.
BFF: How could people not get that joke?
Me: I don’t know. Probs because it wasn’t as good as ‘Toe happens.’
Three Dots Sheer Sculpted Jersey Tee ($26.00 @ Buffalo Exchange); Members Only Leggings ($13.50 @ Buffalo Exchange); Leather Cuff ($15 @ Rags A GoGo); DIY necklace ($5 for materials); Celine Peep-Toe Pumps (price upon request, meaning don’t ask – they’re from my pre-Cheap JAP days).
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