Retail value comparisons included for motivational purposes. Few things are more thrilling than the massive cost differential between new and gently-worn, IMHO.
The below signature should be read with the same pace and intonation as “X-O-X-O, Gossip Girl” – a phrase that’s been stuck in my head like a bad one hit wonder since Monday night. Sidebar: Do the writers on Gossip Girl have a cliche quotient to meet for each scene? The dialogue is a train wreck, and really pretty people make it that much easier to stare at the carnage. Not that I’m complaining. I mean, I’m still watching. Maybe next time we’ll categorize the dresses as ‘Blair’ or ‘Serena’ a la Anna Sui’s Target line. But I digress.
M-W-A-H,
Cheap JAP


Betsey Johnson Silk Strawberry Print Sundress (NWT)
Retail Value: $298.00
Beacon’s Closet: $49.95
What Comes Around Goes Around Embroidered Gauze Dress
Retail Value: $172.00
Beacon’s Closet: $34.95


AKA New York Babydoll Dress
Retail Value: $198.00
Beacon’s Closet: $34.95
Rebecca Taylor Yarn Dress
Retail Value: $315.00
Beacon’s Closet: $34.95

Albert Nipon Floral FrockRetail Value: $280.00
Housing Works: $45.00
Rapscallion Floral Scromp
Retail Value: $68.00
Housing Works: $15.00


Taka Halter Dress (athletic-chic skater dresses are, like, sooo IN right now, according to fashion authorities…)
Retail Value: $150.00
Housing Works: $35.00
Tracy Reese Floral Sundress
Retail Value: $195.00
Housing Works: $45.00

