The slutty chic trend rocked by Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Fergie and Ke$ha makes these celebrities sex objects first and artists second. A big fat Don’t.
…keep reading Celebrity Slut Smackdown
The slutty chic trend rocked by Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Fergie and Ke$ha makes these celebrities sex objects first and artists second. A big fat Don’t. …keep reading Celebrity Slut Smackdown
WWD says $600 Katherine Kwei python clutches are value alternatives to premium designer handbags. Guess what assholes? We can’t afford either. …keep reading Fashion’s Asinine Idea of Value as Applied to Handbags
An uplifting story of a random encounter with some well-dressed girls at an NYC bar. Fashion and feminine competition don’t always go hand in hand. …keep reading Hope Nuggets: Girls in Bars
Sustainable fashion is a contradiction in terms and material tort reform, if responses from Anya Hindmarch and Oscar de la Renta are any indication. …keep reading Sustainable Fashion: The Industry’s Tort Reform
Rachel Zoe goes bananas/dies over L.A.M.B.’s pricey nude platform pumps. Features a list of other nude platform pump options that won’t break the bank. …keep reading The Zoe Retort: Nude Pumps The socks and sandals trend is all the rage, and – like Wayfarers, cutoffs and boots, and rompers – can be traced back to Chloe Sevigny. …keep reading Chloe Sevigny Inspires Another Trend
All-star style as seen on Chictopia is as intimidating as it is inspiring. Can subjecting your style to the critiques of the masses compromise your self esteem? …keep reading Intimidation, Inspiration, Chictopia
The critics of the E! Fashion Police Golden Globes get dosed with their own medicine. Karmic payback for the image-obsessed Jay, Joan, Khloe and Giuliana. …keep reading Preggers Out, Boob Jokes In: The E! Fashion Police Golden Globes Special
The Diesel ‘Be Stupid’ ad campaign isn’t nearly as dumb as it seems. …keep reading Diesel Gets Deep With ‘Be Stupid’
Leggings have made comfortable chic uber In. Don’t listen to fashion authorities who claim otherwise. Featuring Members Only leggings from Buffalo Exchange. …keep reading Bogus Rules for Leggings
Okay, so say you’re a company that deals in material goodies. If you want to make a quick buck imitating designs already being sold, you obvs adhere to the Cardinal Rule of Rip-Offs, which goes like this: When imitating a given designer, don’t name the copycat after its inspiration. It appears Rag & Bone …keep reading Rag & Bone Shoe Boo Boo
Mmkay, it’s been weeks since the launch of Commes des Garcons x The Beatles, so maybe this isn’t the most timely of reactions. Whatever. I’m not throwing in my nine cents now to bitch about Commes des PouPou’s elitist perversion of the best band ever. That would be stating the obvious. …keep reading Anti-Leather, Anti-Health: Commes des Garcons, The Beatles, and PVC
Is it just me, or does the “limited edition” (oooh, now I’m intrigued) FitFlop Anna Sui Shakoha Boot look like it’s been beaten with an ugly stick? It’s like a moccasin and a sneaker got together, ate some fur, and collectively shit out a studded star. I don’t care if the …keep reading The FitFlop Anna Sui MoccaPoo
I delete most press releases as a general rule, mostly because things like celebutard-endorsed neon eyelash glitter. Alas, even the most asinine of hot new products deserve some time in the limelight. Why? So we can laugh at them. Duh. The Chuckle of the Day award heretofore goes to Saryn – yesterday, she emailed …keep reading Stupid Things in Style: The Demi Cami
Dearest Alexander Wangface – Wanna know what happens when you charge $200 for glorified athletic shorts? PEOPLE DON’T BUY THEM. Then, you have to rip off one of your old khaki styles and re-design it in cheap, easily outsourced material for the GAP. Tres drag, but hey, collabs like that keep …keep reading Original Alexander Wang Khakis For Less Than Their GAP Price
Stiletto boots seen on the runway don’t sell so well in stores, if Century 21 is any indication. Overpriced, impractical designer boots to avoid. …keep reading Runway No Way: Stiletto Boots It’s Monday, and I’m nursing a hangover of the worst kind: A destination wedding hangover. The festivities were glorious; the drive to and from Vermont was not. My body’s still vibrating. I look and feel about as alive as a mutilated squirrel.
Okay, so sex sells. I get it. Fashion and prostitution have a successful symbiotic relationship; there’s Dov and his slut-loving American Apparel ads; there’s Calvin Klein’s orgy-implied billboards. And there’s the way in which women of the 18-25 demographic dress on TV. Let’s take a looksee. …keep reading Melrose Place Makes Slut the New Black
I’ve been known to take issue with Marc Jacobs’s warped view of a woman’s body. These shorts exemplify my position. …keep reading Marc Jacobs Concocts Fugliest Shorts EVER
My adoration for New York is about as obnoxious, enthusiastic and irrational as the Queen Bee of SOTC’s. At least it was, until the ubiquitous propaganda hailing Fashion’s Night Out as, like, the greatest thing in retail EVER started eating away at my Apple-loving soul. It …keep reading Fashion’s Night Out Celebrates Itself |
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