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Vodka, Me and QVC

qvc chain bib So, it’s Saturday night. I’m supposed to hit a party with my BF in Brooklyn but I’m all kinds of exhaustified. I decide to be responsible (read: drink cocktails at my apartment instead of at a bar), tell the BF to have a boys’ night and settle in for an evening of total control

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Oy Vey

Goodwill Boutique Makes Mockery of Thrift

theory.goodwill I’m not really sure how to explain the shit going down at Goodwill’s Greenwich Village Boutique. I’m also not really sure why no one else in the NYC shopping blogosphere seems to have a problem with it.
Daily Candy named Goodwill GVB one of five Boutique Openings to Get Excited About. Racked‘s

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Thrift

Three Rules For Running a Thrift Boutique

the-village-store_web About a month or so ago, an intriguing flyer made its way into my mailbox. Goodwill was going upmarket, reserving the best of its donation pool for its latest initiative:
The Goodwill Greenwich Village Boutique. Thrift boutiques – thriftiques, if you will – have been popping up all over as

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Vintage

Peace Out Mini, Hello Maxi (A Killer Vintage Skirt)

long skirt trend Pardon the absence, chickadees – biznass at my thriftique is, well, BOOMING.
By the by, we’re phasing out consignment and phasing in cash-for-clothes – if you’ve got castoffs to sell, we’d love to take a look! Email auh2oshop@gmail.com to set up an appointment with me or my hetero-life-mate, Kate Goldwater.
I schlep it

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Oy Vey

Oversized Bow Thong Takes Purposeless Lingerie to New Heights

kikii4002212397_p1_1-1_347x683 Every time I hit Shopbop for Hanky Pankies, I make the mistake of forgetting to browse by brand. Instead, I hit the general “Panties” category, where I’m inevitably confronted by a slew of offenses in the form of two hundred dollar underwear.
I’ve always wondered how upscale lingerie companies a la Kiki

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Thrift

Retro Plus Retail Equals An Oxymoron

safari tops trends Surprise! Miss me? Good. Ditto. Discussion on the absurdity of Spring’s Retro Trend shall heretofore commence. Clarifying the meaning of “retro” as it relates to style is probs a good place to start. Let’s jack some knowledge from Wikipedia: Retro is a culturally outdated or aged style, trend, mode, or fashion, from

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Oy Vey

See by Chloe Will Give You Cankles

See by Chloe Hi Top Wedge Sneakers With the new year comes new advice on how to improve one’s figure. Awesome timing, what with everyone feeling like fatties on account of excessive peanut brittle/fudge/sugar cookie consumption (wait, that’s just me, and it’s my boyfriend’s mother’s baking prowess’s fault.) There’s The Long and Lean Workout! The Strong and Slim Yoga Sequence! The

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Oy Vey

Resort Wear: Why?

Matthew Williamson Escape Utility Cover Up Pants Resort Wear 2011 is so ugly, it makes hurling the new drooling.

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Are You Stupid Enough to Buy These Leggings?

silent trees pants When leggings cost upwards of a thousand bucks a pop, it’s cause for concern.

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Lanvin for H&M Predictions

lanvin-pre-fall-2010-printed-trench-coat-profile Predictions for Lanvin’s fast fashion collaboration with H&M. Outlook not good.

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The Soapbox

Aaaand Generic Sweatshop-Produced Crap Kicks Off Fashion Week

Target Kaleidoscopic Fashion Spectacular Exclusive VIP Viewing Party Target has a runway show for fashion week. Neon lights and celebrity guests distract from generic, sweatshop-produced cheap clothes of questionable quality.

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Oy Vey

Today Show Wants You to Waste Money at Outlets

todayshow The Today Show wants you to think you’re getting a discount by shopping at outlets. You’re still paying marked-up prices on brand name apparel and accessories.

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Retail Fare

Vena Cava + Aqua: Good Idea, Bad Execution

vc-military Vena Cava for Aqua maintains the designers’ aesthetic, but cheap material compromises the fit of the budget blazers and tops. Another collab bites the dust.

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Thrift

Sample Sale Postmortem

111680867_636e899d30 Items from Alexander Wang and Walter sample sales pop up at Housing Works thrift shop. Is it fair for a thrift store to price NWT designer apparel over $100?

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Oy Vey

Stupid Things in Style: SOTC Bra Straps

-1 A set of bedazzled bra straps inspired by Sex and the City style redefines the notion of stupid accessory purchases.

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Hells Bells: Baby Flare Capris

1637_murphy_l J Brand baby flare capris are an unflattering denim choice for short gams. Avoid this silly stocky trend.

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Retail Fare

Sevens Retraction, Mulberry for Target

78693_in_l Mulberry for Target bound to be as fugly as other leather accessory collaborations. Ebay or consignment stores a better alternative for a luxe handbag fix.

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Idiotic Excitement over Prada Budget Bags

Prada_Bag Prada attempts a budget designer handbag; makes mockery of canvas and itself. Excitement over fugly overpriced prints suggests fashion blogger idiocy.

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Retail Fare

Gap CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund Collection Strategically Exclusive

gapcapsule.sketch GAP collaborates with Vogue CFDA winners again, this time to hawk overpriced jewelry and accessories. Limited availability of collection creates faux demand.

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Oy Vey

Fashion’s Asinine Idea of Value as Applied to Handbags

katherine-wei-300x218 WWD says $600 Katherine Kwei python clutches are value alternatives to premium designer handbags. Guess what assholes? We can’t afford either.

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