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An Alternative to the Kate Moss for Topshop Kimono Dress

I’ve been stewing over Kate Moss for Topshop’s Oriental Kimono (non-PC alert) ever since The Cut reported its No Longer In Stock status.


At $160, it’s a rip off of the heinously offensive ilk. I obvs wasn’t peeved because I planned on buying it; I was tweaking because so

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The Soapbox

Caution: An Exposed Hoo-Ha May Be Harmful To Your Self-Esteem

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We saw it first on Carrie Bradshaw, and it was enough to distract us from her runway spill. Beyonce rocked it for her MTV VMA performance; Prada made it a focal point of a recent collection; Rihanna had the cojones to don it at Paris Fashion Week; Lady Gaga‘s its

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Retail Fare

Runway No Way: Stiletto Boots

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Stiletto boots seen on the runway don’t sell so well in stores, if Century 21 is any indication. Overpriced, impractical designer boots to avoid.

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Vegan Ankle Boots Not As Heinous As They Sound

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Mmkay, so I’m in the market for some kickass ankle boots, preferably ones with a walkable heel. A bunch o’ Googling shoes of this ilk yielded too many options, so I decided to challenge myself a bit. I narrowed my search to include only eco-friendly and/or vegan boots (same diff, as far as I

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Dressing Room Shots: Uniqlo + J

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Note: I wrote this on October 1 – the day UNIQLO + J came out – and apparently forgot to hit the Publish button. Can I get a ditz?! Oy. See below.

Today, I pulled the nucking futs move of waiting in line for a look at Uniqlo’s collabs with Jil Sander, …keep reading Dressing Room Shots: Uniqlo + J

Oy Vey

The High Cost of Comfort: Designer Leggings

It’s Monday, and I’m nursing a hangover of the worst kind: A destination wedding hangover. The festivities were glorious; the drive to and from Vermont was not. My body’s still vibrating. I look and feel about as alive as a mutilated squirrel.
I can’t think of a better time for a rant.

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Retail Fare

Fraggle Rock for H&M

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Cher: Been shopping with Dr. Suess?
Dionne: Well at least I wouldn’t skin a collie to make my back pack.
Cher: It’s faux!

Cher’s concern for animals trumped her desire for authentic fluff – she did “fully intend to brake for animals” post-passing her driving test, after all. So, on this

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Style Shiznat

How To: Rock Lingerie in Public

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I’m all about the risque, so I was initially psyched about Fall’s lingerie-inspired trends.
(Note: Do you know WHY designers show their goods on the runway a long, ludicrous season ahead of the current season? Because Fashion’s stuck in a pre-sweatshop past where women HAD to order their clothes that far in

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Dressing Room Shots: Anna Sui for Target

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Okay, so ASui for Tar-jay has a few downs; it’s also got a whole lotta ups. I’m referring specifically to the Dresses category, which boasts an abundance of awesomeness unparalleled in any designer collabs collection to date.

Of the four dresses I tried on, I genuinely liked three, was borderline-obsessed with two, and

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Anna Sui for Target Forgets Grammar Check

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The moment McQueen for Tar-jay hit the racks was the moment I stopped giving a shit about designer collabs. I’m not overly familiar with McQueen RTW, but I assume it’s a bit more attractive than his cost-friendly effort (and I use that term loosely). Is copying your own designs really that difficult? Oy.

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Oy Vey

Melrose Place Makes Slut the New Black

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Okay, so sex sells. I get it. Fashion and prostitution have a successful symbiotic relationship; there’s Dov and his slut-loving American Apparel ads; there’s Calvin Klein’s orgy-implied billboards. And there’s the way in which women of the 18-25 demographic dress on TV. Let’s take a looksee.

In a

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Diy

Shirt Trends on the Cheap

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Ahh, the Cutout Trend: Another way for fashion to con us into overspending on something easily achieved for the cost of an Xacto knife.

Cutout tees are everywhere at the moment. Do yourself a fave and don’t go snapping one up from H&M or Forever 21, for the best things in

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Hate Urban Outfitters, Love a UO Sale

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There are only two kinds of sale signs in this crazy mixed world, and one of them stinks like poo. Sale signs of the percentage ilk are designed to hint at a deal when, in fact, there is no deal. Case-in-point: TopShop. Bold signage screams 30% OFF, 50% OFF and 75% OFF, until you

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Diy

How To: Rip Off Ripped Leggings

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Think about it: If the same thing were In season after season, what excuse would we have to buy new crap?
Nada, hence the expiration dates inherent in trends.
Leggings are an anomaly in this capacity: They hit the scene back in 2006, and haven’t left since. Why’d they get to stick around? Did

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Diy

Distressed Denim Pics

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Apparently, my word isn’t enough to convince some that an old pair of jeans + the serrated blade of a wine key = destroyed denim identical to that of the $200 ilk.
To ye of little faith who’ve demanded close-ups as proof: This one’s for you.

Just HOW similar are

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Forever 21 Gets Inspired By American Apparel

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I was browsing Forever 21 yesterday when I experienced a glitch in the matrix and/or case of deja vu.

Why do these Groovy Tulip Leggings ($11.80) look shockingly familiar?

Oh, that’s why. Of all things to copy from American Apparel, Forever 21 jacks the Afrika High

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Diy

Tools For Your DIY Arsenal

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My first attempt at DIY destroyed denim resulted in two things: A damaged ottoman, and the gift of the damage-causing creation to my mother as penance. I fully intended on slicing up another pair for my own personal use with my Stanley Utility knife. I arrived back in New York after my weekend

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Diy

The Post Where Mom Steals My DIY Distressed Jeans

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Last week, I decided to finish up my homemade distressed jeans whilst vegging on my parents’ couch, and made the mistake of using Mom’s precious leather ottoman for leverage. Note to self: A Stanley Utility knife is sharp enough to cut through two layers of denim AND whatever’s on the other side. It probs

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Diy

DIY Distressed Jeans

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Ahh, the Glam Rock trend.

I’m on board with ponying up the dough for legit leather, but I’m not about to blow upwards of $200 on ripped, beat-up jeans.
There’s gotta be another way.

While there’s no shortage of tips for DIY-ed distressed

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The Soapbox

In Defense of Chloe Sevigny

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I’m an advocate of all sartorial risk-taking, so it follows that my wear-whatever-you-want modus operandi extends to celebrities. I don’t think someone’s fame alone gives me (or any fashion blogger, for that matter) the right to weigh in on their stylistic decisions. I suppose this means I don’t care about upping my blog traffic

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