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Lanvin for H&M Predictions

If your twitter feed looks anything like mine, you’ve undoubtedly heard the news: Lanvin – the uber tres chic Frenchiest fashion house in existence – has announced an upcoming collabs with H&M.

The fashion media’s already mulling over what the capsule preview’s going to look like, and the anticipation is rabid, I tell you. RABID.

In the spirit of putting the gullible parties at ease, I’ve concocted my own preview of Lanvin for H&M based on the ghosts of designer collaborations past. I think it’s fairly accurate.

Sidebar: Should you ever find yourself in need of downloadable photos of H&M stock, pretend you’re Dutch or German or whatevs and browse the international online store; you’ll get the pics AND learn new words like “Jakker” and “Bluser,” which is superfun.

I don’t have the checking account balance required to see/touch Lanvin in person, but the photos alone are cause for drooling.



I was under the impression that class and sophistication couldn’t be achieved via animal print. The Leopard Print Taffeta Double Breasted Trench above ($3,990.00) proves me wrong in spades.

(Note: Lanvin’s price points are a known cause of nausea for those unfamiliar. Try not to hurl.)

So. What are we to expect from said trench’s “reasonably priced” incarnation?

Same shit, different shovel. The result of any collaboration inevitably mirrors not the runway, but the mass-produced, low-cost interpretation of said runway.

I don’t mean to denigrate editorial efforts made on behalf of the designer toward producing a decent product. But let’s be honest: To a multi-billion dollar corporation like H&M, Lanvin’s capsule collection isn’t an opportunity to up the ante on quality.

It’s a way for them to slap a well-known designer’s name on their merch, charge triple the collection’s production cost, and con fashion-conscious shoppers into paying for it.

More “capsule previews” to come. Bah!
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Resale Reflections

A few months ago, I wrote a proposal for a secondhand shopping bible. I’m not about to subject you to a shitstorm of self-pity, so here’s an abbreviated version of what happened:

First-time Author + Questionable Subject Matter + Declining Book Sales + Recession

= Pass on Book.


The questionable subject matter is, of course, Resale.

Sidebar: Whilst preparing the marketing/outreach section of the aforementioned proposal I discovered Resale is a blanket term used to imply all forms of sustainable shopping – thrift, vintage and consignment in addition to itself.

To avoid confusion from here on out, Resale-capital-R means all-things-secondhand; resale-lowercase-r means resale specifically.

Glad we got that out of the way.


The general objection to publishing a book about Resale has been of the we’re-not-sure-about-the-industry ilk. To see if said objection holds any water, let’s take a look at some Resale industry stats and trends:

  • Resale is one of the fastest growing segments of retail.


  • There are currently 25,000 resale stores operating in the United States.


  • Resale shopping attracts consumers from all economic levels.


  • About 16 – 18% of Americans will shop at a thrift store during a given year. For consignment/resale shops, it’s about 12 – 15%. During the same time frame; 11.4% of Americans shop in factory outlet malls, 19.6% in apparel stores and 21.3% in major department stores.


  • The industry has experienced a growth in number of stores of approximately 5% per year for the past three years.


  • The progression from a disposable society to a recycling society (i.e. the green factor) has enormous market potential for the resale industry as a whole. Resale is the ultimate in recycling.


  • Goodwill Industries alone generated $1.9 billion in retail sales from their 2,246 Not For Profit thrift stores across America in 2007.


  • Buffalo Exchange has grown to a 36 store chain in thirteen states. The store employes over 500 people, and generated revenues of $56.3 million in 2008. Revenues will hit $70 million within the next two years.


  • Crossroads Trading Co. rang up $20 million in sales last year at its 22 stores.


  • Resale is a multi-billion dollar a year industry.


All the above stems from a National Association of Resale and Thrift Stores report, and all the above was included in the marketing section of the book proposal. You’re not sure if there’s an audience for a shopping guide to a multi-billion dollar a year industry? Beotch please. I know there is, you know there is, but none of that matters.

What matters is that Resale – in spite of proving itself as recession-proof – is still largely uncharted territory from a media standpoint.

Resale is like porn – or more accurately, like porn used to be. Everyone’s doing it, and no one’s talking about it.

This realization left me with one of two choices. I could leave Resale behind, do the dog-and-pony show, use my newfound editorial connections to write an asinine book about fashion and style a la Nina Garcia, develop a reputation as an author, and then write about what I really wanted to write about. OR…

I could change the fact that no one’s talking about it. I could give the most fiscally, socially and environmentally responsible form shopping there is the one thing it’s currently lacking.

An online community.

The scope of Resale extends beyond this little blog, chickadees. It’s not enough for me to talk about it. I know what you’re thinking: Oh, but I don’t WANT to share the wealth with those who haven’t yet discovered the world of the gently worn. Why should I have to share my tips with newbies? If Resale gets popular, it’ll get more expensive! Can’t we just keep it our little secret?

Not if we don’t want to eff up our shopping karma. Yes, dishing about our fave stores, our latest finds and our best shopping strategies might lessen the odds of a material score, but those odds have always been unpredictable at best. That’s part of the game. An online Resale community won’t just inspire secondhand newbies to take the plunge: It’ll serve as a resource for Resale stores everywhere.

Scenario: You’re psyched to check out a new vintage/thrift store in your neighborhood, but your first visit proves disappointing. The organization’s shit, the quality’s so-so, and everything costs $10-$20 more than it should. You hit the Cheap JAP forums to kvetch about it, and post a topic on overpriced vintage of questionable quality or whatevs. A few weeks later, the store and source of your frustration can’t figure out why its sales are lacking. It googles its way to the forums, sees your post and reads up on a bunch of other Resale shopper likes and dislikes. It decides to test out some of the strategies endorsed and see if business improves, so it gives itself an organizational makeover, and overall price-point reduction of 20 percent. It then slaps up an announcement on the Forums; you see it, and decide to give it a second chance, and OMFG! It used to be a subpar vintage/thrift, and now it’s a kickass store! And it has YOU to thank for its improved business, because YOU’RE the one who started the conversation.

Resale is an industry in which you – the shoppers – have the power. The Cheap JAP forums are a place for you to wield it. They’re also a place for you to exchange style tips, post outfit queries, share DIY creations, debate controversial retail a la American Apparel, and treat Fashion like the bitch she is :P . I’ve posted some topics to get you started, but editorial authority falls to you from here on out. Go. Register. Respond to my topics, or start your own. Converse. Write as you are. (Sorry, had a soooo deep moment there ;) ).

Sidebar 2: I’ve learned an epic amount of internet skillz these past few months but I’m still a newbie in the software world, so kindly email me if you happen upon any kinks in the system.

I’m not giving up on the book, FYI. I’ll write it someday, and self-publish it if I have to. But my voice alone can’t popularize an entire industry. My voice alone can’t inspire the stores in that industry to constantly work at improving the shopper’s experience. My voice alone can’t get those sucked in by discount outlets and sample sales to realize Resale always wins the day.

I have a fucking VISION, goddammit. And you’re all a part of it.

We’re all in this together. Kumbaya, beotches. ;P
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Aaaand Generic Sweatshop-Produced Crap Kicks Off Fashion Week

My TV automatically goes to NY1 when I turn it on and last night, I caught a choice bit covering Target’s Kaleidoscopic Fashion Spectacular. (Like, who the eff are you, the Beatles?) ‘Twas a celebrity-riddled event at the Standard Hotel – one for which the big box . . . → GO ON… Aaaand Generic Sweatshop-Produced Crap Kicks Off Fashion Week
OY VEY!

Side Boob vs. Nipple Bra

nipple-braAmerican Apparel’s oversexed ads have made the Side Boob the next big thing in ta-tas. Side Boob celebrity enthusiasts include but are not limited to: Lilo and Miley Cyrus. If I had to pinpoint the precursor to the Side Boob trend, I’d probs go with something obvious, . . . → GO ON… Side Boob vs. Nipple Bra
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Today Show Wants You to Waste Money at Outlets

todayshowThe Today Show – a.k.a. the maharajah of diet news – aired a faux budget shopping segment today on How to get the best shopping deals at outlets. I used to shop at outlets… when I made asinine decisions with my money. Eventually, I realized outlets . . . → GO ON… Today Show Wants You to Waste Money at Outlets
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Frizzy Hair, Funky Dress

IMG_0767I have absolutely no idea where I purchased the dress pictured below. It was somewhere in Williamsburg, possibly near Metropolitan Ave, definitely in a not-yet-fully-gentrified area – a charming vintage hole-in-the-wall, run by an English Bulldog and his musician owner. The mysterious store was open late enough . . . → GO ON… Frizzy Hair, Funky Dress
RETAIL FARE

Vena Cava + Aqua: Good Idea, Bad Execution

vc-militaryI’ve always been impressed by Vena Cava‘s ability to turn potentially unforgiving materials a la satin, silk and chiffon into figure flattering gems. I assume the process of doing so isn’t exactly cost-effective – what with the $300 – $700 price range and all – but . . . → GO ON… Vena Cava + Aqua: Good Idea, Bad Execution
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Sample Sale Postmortem

111680867_636e899d30Some people don’t believe in fairies. I don’t believe in sample sales. Paying $150 for a $300 top isn’t how I get my kicks. I realized I wasn’t the only shopper to abandon sample sales for secondhand pastures this past weekend, when I swung by Housing . . . → GO ON… Sample Sale Postmortem
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Cocktails and Resale? Yes Please. (The Dressing Room)

dressingroom.vintagehoodieI don’t have many delusions about NYC’s secondhand shopping scene. Yes, the city’s the shiznat, but it’s an expensive little shit in every capacity. The notion of New York’s stores as funkier and more fabulous than its off-the-beaten-path counterparts is – for the most part – . . . → GO ON… Cocktails and Resale? Yes Please. (The Dressing Room)
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Mantras and Thrift Finds

IMG_0584Today’s shopping lesson starts with a zen-tastic mantra, courtesy of the gurus at Om Yoga Center. What the eff do sun salutations have to do with thrift? So glad you asked. Yoga increases one’s capacity for patience. Patience tips the secondhand shopping scales in or out . . . → GO ON… Mantras and Thrift Finds